Can we all get in on the act then?
No we can't. I saw it first, it's mine, mine, mine!
Besides, you earn more than me now:
- I'm still living in poverty. My need is greater than yours.
Are you feckin serious?
Absolutely.
Is this a wind up ?
Not at all! This is my best opportunity to scrape my earnings for the year above the minimum wage.
A bit of an arse about face way of doing it as far as i'm concerned, maybe if NATS added the £500 onto the trainee salary they wouldn't be struggling to find people to fill the September course; who knows?!
But if this is what I need to do to get more cash out of the company - so be it!