Thanks for starting this thread. The Sqn is currently severley lacking in its singing ability and needs your help!
The only song with UGSAS in the title I know of is:
I don't want to join the Air Force
I don't want to go to war
I'd rather hang around Kelvinbridge Underground
Living off the earnings of a high class lady
I don't want to take it up the arsehole
I don't want my bollocks shot away (shot away)
I'd rather be in UGSAS, In bonnie bonnie UGSAS
Than fornicate my fricking life away, cor blimey.
Does anyone remember the same tume being used for:
On Monday I touched her on the ankle
On Tuesday I touched her on the knee
On Wednesday I confess, I lifted up her dress
On Thursday she touched me cor blimey
On Friday I put my hand upon it
On Saturday she gave my balls a squueze (balls a squeeze)
And on Sunday after supper I rammed the .... etc
Come on chaps, lets hear some more!!!