MaxAOB's post of the 11th is quite correct...
Blackadder and his men are learning to fly. The Instructor is Squadron Commander Flasheart and the student is the dim-witted George.
Instructor: "Always treat you kite (aeroplane) like you treat your woman"
Student: "How do you mean Sir, taker her home to meet you mother on weekends?"
Instructor: "No, get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back."
...and finally,
Instructor: "All right, meet you in five minutes for take off" "Chocks away, last one backs a homo"