JP:
So, you have been checking your logbook! OK! Maybe I was overstating the size of the weapon; it was just a bit of spin to get your attention! It was, in fact, a 3Kg bean can that, with malice afore'thought, you threw at the RSO rather than Tgt 3; as you just stuck to the rules! I remember acting as moderator in the aftermath between you and the totally unexcitable 'Wing Nut'! There, is that enough of a clue as to my identity, or am I consigned to that part of your memory that cannot find the PTR switches?!
I am aware of your PM, thanks (and, indeed, I knew who you were before it!), but I am not going to make it that easy for you!
Newt is probably bashing a river to death in Scotland as he builds up his strength for the Jaguar Finale!