My local rag, every time it does a story about someone braving death for charity by taking a trip in a Cessna 152 etc, ALWAYS features headlines (yes, headlines) such as "High Flyer Janet takes to the Skies!" etc. Thier other favorite . . "Up , Up and Away !" .. (YAWN)
But one of my personnel favorites .. "Its not the fall that kills you, Its the sudden stop at the end."