Thick passenger comments

[I Just Want To Fly]

CC: Are you OK Sir?
Pax: I've had three heart attacks, I need an upgrade.
CC: Right, can I give you a hand with your bag.
Pax: Leave me alone! Your company treats customers like !!!!!!
CC: I'm sorry sir, can I help you to your seat.
Pax: I can manage. Leave me alone. I need to sit in First Class.
Once seated in his assigned seat...
Purser: Unfortunately as you have not been medically cleared to fly, we will need to check with our Medical Department to see if we can allow you to travel today.