Stand well back...
Well, not to his face, anyway! Since when does a Rupert speak using the glottal stop? They don't teach you that at Eton, do they?
I was missing close contact to Management until I met the camel spider. Wow! 'In your face' is about right, until Fred the Frenchman stomped it flat. Turns out they like to overnight inside the wheel chocks, only appearing for the preflight. Very like passing an air-conditioned office to be jumped over some peccadillo or other.
Still contemplating a possible return to the White Man's Grave. You guys are just posting scare stories here, right? It cannot be as bad as all that, can it? There's nothing much on CNN, anyway.