UGSAS Reunion - Song Sheet

[Big Sand]

Hi Guy's,
The first UGSAS reunion is set for Aug - thanks to all that helped get it off the ground. I strongly suspect it will be a 'Park Circus night of Shame'.

In preparation can I ask for any help out there with a song sheet for the evening's light entertainment? After a 'few' year like most of you I can recall some of the words but collectively I recon we can remember all the words to the favourite Ballads drifting across Park Circus..........

So..............can I get the ball rolling with - " The Doggies Party"

The Doggies Party.

The doggies had a party
They came from near and far
And some they came by aeroplane
And some they came by car
And when they all arrived
They signed the doggies book
And each unzipped his arsehole
And hung it on a hook.

One dog was not invited
This sorely hurt his ire
He walked into the party
And loudly shouted FIRE!
The doggies they did panic
Without a second look
They grabbed the nearest arsehole
From off the nearest hook

The doggies they were grieved
It hurt them very sore
To wear another aresehole
They’d never worn before
And that’s the only reason
A dog will leave his bone
To sniff another’s arsehole
To see if it’s his own.

Signed. Fido.

Excuse me if I got missed my words here, it';s been a few years and way too many units of alcohol since I paid my last mess bill at Park Circus. 47 entry was the BEST

Big Sand