Answers a lot of questions about retention. I'm sure it will all work a lot better without aircraft.
Huh! Where did that come from?!
I'm simply saying that chip bag hats look rediculous. If you want to wear one me old china, you crack on. You probably iron a crease into your jeans and wear socks with your sandals on the premise that it may look stupid, but at least it's 'old school'.