So can anyone confirm beyond all doubt that they do have a fiddle with your nads?
I understand there's no finger up the pooper, which is a good result.
As for the talk about the eyetests, I got a prescription from Vision Express (on the NHS surprisingly - Scottish thing, I think) about four days ago and faxed it through to them. Does that mean that they might not need to do eye related stuff? I don't mind eye stuff to be honest, I just prefer people not messing with my junk unless it's going to lead to breakfast in the morning.
