Wish I hadn't said/done that
After having a few beers in the Mess Bar (a Mess which I had never been to before) I decided it was time for a pee break, so I head down the corridor, locate the toilet and do the business. Relieved and ready to go I then head back on the way to which I thought was the bar where an older lady was standing, the jist of the conversation goes:
ME: Good Evening Madam, how are you?
LADY: I am very well, thank you
(I then open the door)
ME: Would you like to come in?
LADY: Definitely not **looking very cross***
ME: You really should, I promise you’ll have a great time.
LADY: NO I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO ***storms off looking very very angry***
ME: (in my head) whats her 
problem
To which I turn around and the door I have opened is a bedroom, oh bollock$
Snoopy 
Last edited by snoopy1107; 8th Jun 2007 at 13:41.