Lipstick, powder & paint ladies - can you still get HRT for blokes to replace those lost man genes?
I bought up last years discontinued stock of fire starting additive gel stuff to create that momentary 5' high flashover that still makes me feel like a MAN, ladies. Granted, my eyebrows are getting a little long and in need of a trim - WITH FIRE, 'cos I don't own any trimming scissors or moisturiser or any other similar 'bathroom products'.
I aint got no 'mangina' ladies, 'cos GAS is GAY