BEagle: 'Blonde moments'. Who could you possibly mean?
And as for "Denting hire cars". that's not the exclusive domain of the Society of Directional Consultants and Aliied Trades. I seem to remember a pilot (who may or may not be Tonkenna) denting a top brand hire car in Holland using another pilot's head (who may or may not be a fairly senior officer still in the AAR world).
Mr Bernoulli: Hope the Tourettes gets better soon!