As NLH said
Just tell PMA you is going to the colonies and they will release you, in the auld days it was PMA RFMC1b(1)a that delt with it all, a phone call and letter sorted it all. Offer is at the Wg and I am adding a clause involving the terms pucker up and my Hairy Ass in the same sentence.
I would not mention buggered and closet in the same line as your old mate Butch Yuppie ex of Guernsey’s own may come looking for you
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Charlie sends