My large black 22 inch (ahem) Weber one-touch (ahem, ahem) was purchased in the BX on the sunny isle of Lajes (sigh) when I was flying that lovely Handley Page Victor K2 tanker thingy. Came home tucked up in 'Annies Hatch' and is still going strong. And it doesn't have your modern girly plastic handles either - nice macho wooden ones!
BEags,sod the the environment/ozone layer or whatever - burn LOTS of briquettes! More mesquite wood chips (I agree, wet them thoroughly) and occasionally, for the more refined palate, a chipped whisky casket does the trick. Mm-mm, I just love the smell of napalm ...... er, barbecuing steaks in the morning. Either that or crispy gook when he's taken a ....... er, I seemed to have strayed somewhat from my original brief so I think I'll go and have a lie down and take a pill for my PTSD .........
PS: I've never killed anybody ........................ who didn't deserve it.