Lordy lordy.
"My name's Chris. I've got so many toolbars loaded in IE, I peer at the web through a little slot at the bottom. My hobbies are downloading free stuff and getting infected by Zango/180solutions, PBUKV2/CoolWebSearch and many other resource-stealing trojans. Interestingly, I run Compingo-protected software. I'm based in the UK but my computer understands Asian typography."
Question: Why is my Packard Bell computer even slower than my Sony Ericsson phone??"