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Wasn't directed at you I'm just a bewildered old duffer who is actually an avid fan of Ali G and Borat.
And occasionally has to ask my youngest a son to translate for me. I was brought (dragged) up in the days when ABC newsreaders were required to speak English as she was spoke and wear a Dinner Jacket and Black tie whilst reading it.
I've just never seen it written down.