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Old 30th May 2007, 22:36
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hemmorrhoidHERC
 
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You get flight meals?

Flight meals? You guys get flight meals and you don't have to pay for them? Are you serious? Holy smokes that's cool.

Here is what we do in the Marine Corps when we are sick of eating MREs.

1. Land at any Air Force Base.
2. Look for the Chow Hall.
3. Enter the Chow Hall with your flight bag.
4. Steal as much chow as you can fit in the bag as well as napkins, and plastic forks. Make sure you have enough for your next 13 hour DASC mission.
5. Go to the head and steal all the toilet paper. (Marines often have to bring their own on a flight since our squadrons won't pay for it.)
6. Run like hell for your airplane!
7. Eat in peace once on track.


Or, talk to the airfield manager order a bunch of food and have him bill you for misc. ramp fees and put it all on a from 44 or charge it on the white card.
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