Flip-Flop, I've got the figures 34 for the decu and 26 for combat rattling around in me noggin. How sad am I??
I'll never forget when Leuchars TPF rolled up to Lossie with a 104 that was having surge problems and blew the doors off the UETF and lifted the roof six inches. The whole side of the bay rolled in like it was in the matrix and the fire engine launched out of its garage, straight across the airfield and bogged down off the side of the runway! IIRC the guy running the engine was doing it from under the desk. He said he knew it would go bang and it was just a question of when.
Or an SAC of my aquaintance forgot to fit the 8 rcat to HPT bolts - one scrap 199 that I had the pleasure of taking apart with a hammer & chisel. And he got his fitters course.