Now if I was a miserable sh1t, (which I'm not), I would be saying to myself,
"Here we have Hot Dog, thirty plus years with the company, huge provident fund etc. etc. happily retired"
"And in the Blue Corner we have Hostile123, six years with the company, bitterly disillusioned, didn't make it, can't get over it, won't let it go, likely to do himself severe and permanent damage".