Luxury COA777, used to dream about bein' delayed 11 hours. We thought we was lucky if we were only delayed t' week.
Used to dream about t' turbulence over t' Atlantic. We though we was lucky if t'wings was still on at end of trip.
Don't tell me about snow on runway. We used to have to take of in ten foot snow drifts and we still had to do assumed temperature derates. Flight ops manager used to go into hysterics as we went of end of t'runway still only doing t'ten knots.
