You've obviously heard of a certain Victor driver, 'Logger' McD**** then!
The damn Crew Chief chundered in a Vulcan ration box which we took off the aeroplane prior to flying on from Goose to Offutt a few days later - and didn't tell anyone.
It took me 2 days to work out where the smell was coming from.
As for groundcrew theiving in-flight rations, it was often the way that you would be too busy on a good AAR flight to have time for a meal, so people used to put the still frozen meal into the crew room freezer. But the meals kept mysteriously disappearing overnight....
The cause was obvious. So one meal went into the freezer laced with salt. Still it disappeared. The next was laced with Epsom salts and chilli sauce - it too was stolen. I'll bet that hurt
The next groundcrew-bait Beef Curry was going to contain a frozen dog turd......