Best thing to do with a bucket of cr@p like that would be learn how to be a meat bomber, get your own chute, fly off the coast with in chute range of the beach, and bail out!
Maybe a Mayday first with some cockeyed aeroplane fault, and tell em you are ditching the plain but have a chute.
Sink the F
er before someone is killed in it!
Or ground it fully before you fly it! And walk away!
J
