I used to smoke (only now and then Ill have one at the bar). When I traveled once on a long-haul
smoking flight I was hounded by this bloodey wowser behing me who kept telling me rudely to stop smoking because he didnt like it, youll die of cancer, blah blah blah. I asked him "If this was a non-smoking flight buddy and it was up to you, would you let me just have a ciggy or two to ease my jitters?" Answer "Of course not!"
So I just said "Well then asshole it works BOTH ways!"
PS Matilda I take it a post-sex cigarette is one simple but exquisite pleasure youve never known?
