"BBD - I think t'was either you or your successor that told me aboot the CAF system - you were both there at the time!"
I wasn't aware that the Confederate, sorry, 'Commemorative'

Air Force operated the CC-150 Polaris.
Which is, of course, a mighty fine jet! I guess you mean the Canadian Forces?
In the CC-150T, you can always ask the FRS to stop playing with the MCS and make you a coffee, I guess? Although you might end up wearing it.... I reckon if you stick with the 'smoke curtain' regs that you'll end up with a steward(ess) looking after just the crew - and the others looking after the pax? Let me guess which ones will be selected to look after the crew...
Oh, and 'Trolley Tart' came from a rather nice little ba lady who I met in Bermuda many years ago after we diverted in. She was a no.1 and her dad was a ba captain - he always intriduced her at cocktail parties as 'my daughter the trolley tart' - as a JOKE. I was the Cabin Supervisor (and spare captain to cover for sicknes etc - we had enough flexibility to do that in those days) on that trip, so immediately gave myself the crew description she described! Although I have to say that cabin service was rather slow the next day - I'd had rather a restless night. Oooh yes...