See the phonygraph of phony tony in todays Torygraph.
PM with renta crowd background. Make a good caption competition but the entries would be too long:
Back row, left to right,
RAF FS-
, what's that over there, major
, ?, captain, don't know what it is over there but interesting.
Middle row: just what is he on about, sod, bite my lip, hmmm
Front row:
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