Actually Eric Ferret this is not what I see.
At an Army HQ recently the
only officer with a correctly fitted and creased set of DPM was a sqn ldr, and an Air Trafficer at that. The brown jobs uniforms may have fitted once. They were certainly clean though. So clean that most were not camouflaged at all.
And of course there was the hair cut. One was like Capt Freidrickson with horse hair wig and one with out.