Apologies to Dire Straits (Money for Nothin)
Now look at them yo-yos that's the way you do it
You chase all those hours on the free
that ain't workin that's the way you do it
Flyin for nothin and more ICUS for me
If that ain't workin that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them pahlots aint't dumb
Maybe get a blister on my sms finger
Maybe bet a blister on my bum
We gotta install clapped out seats
Custom spewbag near your knees
We gotta move from the backpackers
We gotta move cause the hours aren't free
see the CASA guy with the sunnies and the clipboard
Yeah buddy he walks on air
That little rampcheck just grounded my airplane
Now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere
We gotta install clapped out seats
Custom spewbag near your knees
We gotta move from the backpackers
We gotta move cause the hours aren't free
I shoulda learn't to dodge my hours
I shoulda learn't to avoid them scum
Look at that blowkie - she busted - put him in the hangar
Man we have nowhere to run
But I'm up there , what's that? Misfiring noises?
Bangin on regardless busting for a pee
That ain't workin that's the way you do it
Flyin for nuthin get your hours for a fee
We gotta install clapped out seats
Custom spewbag full at your knees
We gotta move from the backpackers
We gotta move cause the hours arn't free
Buy a new endorsement that's the way to do it
You play the field send out a new CV
That ain't workin that's the way you do it
Flyin for nuthin and more ICUS for me
Flyin for nuthin and wet season dear me
(It's been a slow day next to the bat phone)
Muffinman