Guv
I was wondering were you recruiting for your airline yet cause I’d like to apply for a position in your newly formed airline as chief galley rat. That way I can be ideally positioned to take a bite, chew or nibble out of the first pilot I take me fancy to.
I have a slight tremble in both hands & I tend to spill hot drinks over people but I’m sure that can remain a little secret between us & a slight little oversight that can be overlooked
While were at it I think I’ll caste Captain Airclues, my favourite captain xxx (or should I say Lord Airclues he seems to have gained a peerage in the meantime) as chief training pilot/pilot.
Airbourne can be your chief marketing manager & head of inflight entertainment (no headbanging music please) & Mutt your chief ground manager (sorry mate not letting you near the controls yet)
Boss Raptor can be your chief of operations and being the suspicious divil that he is the chief of the treasury
Flap Sup your chief adoring & naïve secretary.
There now quite a motley crew at your service, I can send you my CV if you want
Tristars, aren’t they the aircraft that used to be leased by EI from Caledonian, great aircraft they are. Flew from Dub to Shannon in one once, nearly had to be revived by O2 when we landed, thank Jasus & me lucky stars I wasn’t flying over the pond in it
. Wasn’t there a case where it landed in the UK on route to Dublin just after being leased & they couldn’t get airbourne again. As I said great aircraft they are
Always at your service
Emerald
[ 25 July 2001: Message edited by: Celtic Emerald ]