- Don't get drawn in to a religious discussion with the first officer.
- Don't break the jumpseat and end up having to remove the retaining pins with a fire axe during descent into LHR.
- Don't get shocked if you wake up to find one of the crew asleep. (Their co policy permitted it.)
- Don't try to hit on a FA that turns out to be the Captain's wife.
- Enjoy yourself.
Finally, try to wear black slacks and a white shirt so that you look as if you belong there.
Mutt