The winner
After a crap photograph,
C-bert - "Maverick was glad he'd gone to SpecSavers"- came close to winning with two captions but was pushed into 3rd place :
by Larssnowpharter 'Fer Gawd's sake you silly fecker! I AM saying 'cheese' but the winner was:
WhiteOvies Caption 2 - Due to poor UK weather the 'RAF Brand' Reactolite aviator shades looked rubbish.