I know a bunch of plank drivers that have looked up to me.......and smiled the whole time.....as they rode the winch wire up from the oggin or jungle!
Fixed wing operators do not hire based upon looks!
What's the difference between an airplane and a goat.....on the goat the a-hole is in the rear.
How do you know there is a plank driver at a beer up.....just listen he will tell you... repeatedly.
What's the difference between a Plank Driver and his airplane.....after landing the airplane quits whining.