If they put the cockpit video recorders in, atleast I would have some place to hang my hat!
Yes, the video recorder mounting might be too weak to hang your self... But hanging self in flight is perfectly feasible - a passenger managed this, in a toilet. Pilots take toilet breaks too. Then you have the option of poisoning... there are more ways to commit suicide in flight than by crashing the plane. However, the airplane controls are handier...