Saw this on another forum, so you may have seen it before. But for those who haven't thought you might like a laugh, enjoy
You know you've been flying to long when...
1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing up
2. You search for a button to flush the toilet
3. You look for the "crew line" at the supermarket
4. You can pack for a 2 week trip in 1 trolley case
5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them
6. You NEVER unpack
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces
8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin
9. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways
10. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit
11. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock
12. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin
13. You don't think in "months"-you think in "rosters"
14. You always point with two fingers
15. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice
16. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day" when someone leaves your home
17. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this time, " "For your safety, " "Feel free, " and "As a reminder"
18. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of OK, Heat, Cosmo, Hello magazines
19. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the "gauge is in the green"
20. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows
21. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are
22. You refer to cities by their airport codes
23. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling.
24. You actually understand every item on this list
....I'm sure there's loads more as well!
How about these?
25. You haven't had a serious relationship for months
26. You haven't seen any of your close friends for months
27. You fly for AA
28. You are attending AA meetings...