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Agree with your sentiments but I've never heard of £5 for all that. 'Pyramids' and many more charge £10 just to get in and you've still got your meal and a nights worth of alcohol to consume.
Perhaps we've been going to the wrong clubs, have you an itinery for the £5 night? I hope it's not, go to the Casino with £5 and then get us much of the buffet and free drinks down your neck, before they realise that you've got no more money.