Laugh at that last eminently goofy comment as it is probably from a hard core PC user!
Depending upon your budget, you will find a beautiful Apple to fit in. Of course, you must be very clear about how you are going to use it: Personally, I lean towards one of their Laptops: it can always be used on your table but can move with you, too: And, believe you me, you will LOVE to carry it with you once you have it!!
Just head for the nearest Apple authorised agent, and you will get some excellent advice.
Happy Mac-ing and welcome to the fold!