Haha nice one.... I'm just waiting for mrs Target to develop an overwhelming compelling desire to teach in east london somewhere, then the ticks in boxes will be complete, she'll be happy and can settle for dry-stone walling in the lake district or something to pay her debt to society....
Damn these women and their need to feel useful.... would never catch me having such thoughts!
Anyway, back on topic, probably worth comparing the recent "Drunken UAS antics" (I forget the exact title and frankly it's far too early in the morning to even consider using the search feature...) to tabloid articles of Harry. Maybe we could set up some kind of points system?