crew songs
During my early flying days on the 707 I remember the following song sung by crew members after a long sector and some generous servings of jungle juice. This covered all crew positions however I can only remember a few.
I wish I was the Captain of the flight
I wish I was the Captain of the flight
For if I was the Captain of the flight
I'd fly all day and **** all night
I wish I was the Captain of the flight
I wish I was the Flight Engineer
I wish I was the Flght Engineer
If I was the Flight Engineer
I'd empty all the tanks and fill 'em with beer
I wish I was the Flight Engineer
I wish I was the Steward with the bar
I wish I was the Steward with the bar
If I was the steward with the bar
I'd have a block of flats and a Rolls Royce car
I wish I was the Steward with the bar
I wish I was the flying Stewardess
I wish I was the flying Stewardess
If I was the Flying Stewardess
I'd tease all the boys and never say yes
I wish I was the flying Stewardsess
If anyone knows the F/O and Second Officer verses
and the rest of the cabin crew please let me know
Thanks, seeya