Melchett, there is nothing wrong with my vision. I can see the Hun coming out of the sun. Only problem I have is reading.
I need good vision as, being deaf, I could not hear a shouted warning.
Still, having a dickie ticker it is just as well I can't hear a shouted warning. Might give me a heart attack.
Anyway, with my bad back, I couldn't run away.
Only problem now is stopping Mrs PN spending my pension before I get it.