my clothes may resemble the reject bin at oxfam, but at least there're usually airborne, in a serviceable airplane. and i don't have to pay for them. nor would i wear them to a wedding, if the only thing you have to impress the laydees with is a a blue double cuffed shirt then i would suggest either; a. getting a life, or b. flying more and worrying less about houte couture, then you might have some stories to impress afore mentioned chicks. This after all, is an aviation related web site, you could always try the professional tailors rumour network, or, which may be easier, ask about shirts at the QM's. He may be interested.
Crabs can't swim, can't walk straight and make a great cracking sound when they land from a height, so shouldn't even attempt to fly.
Thank you in anticiption,
Love Redline