Was on my first every flight to LHR, serving lunch to this British Indian pax
Me: Sir, would you prefer chicken or beef?
Pax: (Pulling down his tray table) I have a British passport
Me: So you don't have to eat?
Another funny incident relayed to me by my friend. She was operating a flight to CGK. A pax was fumbling with the lav door, trying to open it.
Crew: Push, Madam, push (Demonstrating pushing motion at the same time)
The pax took a look at her, went very near to the door and....
Pax:Push.....push....
She quickly went over and open the door for the lady and proceeded to burst into laughter in the galley. "Open sesame" anyone?