But surely if I declare all of them mad (apart from me, obviously darling) then it is safe. As soon as a qualified heeeed doctor tells me it's ok then they can fly, and I shall humbly apologise for my cautiousness (is that really a word?) but assure them I was only concerned for their well-being, and not merely nicking all the good trips?
It just seems you can't do right for doing wrong nowadays. I blame it on the French....