How about we reduce the force to breaking point, then lean it. That way we can reduce all the 'fat'.
Then in the Sgt's Mess, we can remove the jugs of water from the table (takes a mess staff member several paces to refill it) and have serviettes instead of folded napkins(that saves another ten minutes a decade).
We can have regular leaning events where we completely bugger the inner workings of the station up, to save fifty pence over the next ten financial years.
Or, having run the MQ estates into the ground, so that they are now worse than prisons/notorious council estates, we could float the idea of raising the rent to reflect the civilian sector.
Or, we could introduce so many eyecatching ass covering initiatives that the average SAC doesn't know whether he/she is coming or going.
Or, we could leave the hard working personnel to get on with the job we pay them to do, and in most cases they are bloody good at.
Rant over.