I have just noticed my insurance has just jumped from 15k to 17k.....
Just noticed????
Sergeant thunder and the company CSM, Mr Dead Eye are conducting rifle practice, when the captain strolls up.
Sergeant Thunder, “Platoon, target five hundred metres dead ahead, take aim, for effect, five rounds fi…,
I say Sarge, what is the target today?
Good morning sir, yessir, target is a squirrel chopper trying to get out of the large building dead ahead sir.
‘I say, didn’t we hose him down last week there sergeant?’
“Yessir, but he must think we are not watching, he’s at it again.”
‘Very good, carry on there sergeant.’
“Yessir”
Corporal dogsbody, “Permission to bring up more supplies Captain”
‘What sort of supplies there Corporal?’
“Four inch mortars sir.”
‘Good thinking corporal, take two sections.’
“Yessir”
‘Oh and Sergeant do spread those mortars around a bit when the corporal gets back, you may knock out a few more of the little blighters.’
“Yessir.”
‘I say where is Sarn’t Major Dead Eye?’
“Over here sir watching the colonials.”
‘Good show, would you mind getting their mess sergeant to lay on a few slabs of their xxxx, the troops will be needing to celebrate again tonight.’
“Yessir.”
‘Good beer that xxxx and I’ve heard just lately that the bloody colonials have had a major reduction in their hull insurance and excess on their robbo’s. I’m sure they won’t mind laying it on for the rest of the brigade.’
“They probably don’t go skiting in front of their underwriters about flying into hangers, Sir”
‘True Mr. Dead Eye, very true, although I’ll be bound they’re well entitled to skite about plenty else’
“Yessir, good day sir.”