Even though I posted this in Oh Ma Gawd it is worth repeating.
Me this morning, on FI course, up at 3000', over a VERY rural part of the English countryside, doing PFLs.
FIC - 'Have you got a suitable field?'
ME - 'Yes'
FIC - 'Which one'
ME - Pointing in rough direction - 'That green one with the trees'
Punch me quick!!!!