Nice try but sections 5-12 and 14-25 of the The Workplace (Health, Safety and Welfare) Regulations 1992 do not apply where the workplace is an aircraft.
If anyone was wondering this includes regulations on lighting, temperature control, ventilation, size of the working area, seating, the ability to clean windows safely.... all those things that those people in the office who dreamed up the new security rules take for granted in other words.