Sounds like one of Reg's "old boilers" on youth hormone pills!!
Fair suck of the sauce bottle there, Tail Wheel. Some of us were absolutely besotted by the fair ladies of the elder set ... mind you, Margie C. (if I recall correctly) shut me up good and proper on one occasion when I were but a cheeky young F/O .. leaned over the F/E, kissed me on top of the head .. and walked out of the cockpit... to the joint laughter of captain and F/E ...
.. having had a beard now for the past couple of years .. no way will the skin ever again see daylight ...