First post, here goes!
GFLYNORW, get real. Yeah and we'll ban high heels in case you twist your ankle too.
I think you'll find most of the passengers have managed to get through the first 40 or 50 years of their lives without pearls of wisdom like that one.
There's basic human rights at stake here and if you think Globespan's behaviour is reasonable, then I can only guess you're a stakeholder.