Wiley, I think you will be OK in your wish. The media seem in full flight against the Government and Dismal Des.
True they would have anticipated lines to take (If they really did think that far ahead - what do you think?) on the other hand some bright spark, like Jo Moore, may have thought what a great opportunity.
Anyone read Alan Bastard in yesterday's Sunday Telegraph? Indeed what has happened to the Cash for Honours enquiry?
Also, I loved Christopher Booker's apology to Patricia Hewitt. She had been quoted as saying that it was shocking that Faye was shown smoking in Iranian TV - sending quite the wrong message to youth in UK. Poor diddums had not noticed it was 1 April.
Anyway, certainly proves smoking does not depress the appetite, nor keep you thin.