It will be so comforting when my leg is blown off if the medical orderly addresses me correctly with the right amount of disdain
No doubt they'd be at the end of a long queue.
Anyone with even the slightest shred of medical/first aid experience will know being able to address a casualty by their own name pays dividends on many fronts.....like taking their mind off their recently departed leg.
But by the sounds of it you never go anywhere where you're likely to encounter such problems, do you?
Any other top tips
Yeah. You know those actuals you were gobbing off about?......
Shove 'em up your smarmy gobsh!te ar£e (for safe keeping obviously)
